Opinion Inc.

2005-08-03T00:30:00.000-07:00

Even though it has a crappy poster and has recieved some pretty gritty reviews, 'Bewitched' isn't as bad as it is made out to be. First of all, I will make it very clear that this movie is not what most people expected it would be. It is about people filming a TV-series remake of the show 'Bewitched', and the young woman playing the lead role just happens to be a witch. It is good for a laugh and is mostly a chick-flick/romantic-comedy type movie. You will not enjoy it if you go into the theatre looking for something deep and un-predictable. But for chicks and the guys they drag along the movie ain't all that bad.

Rating: 2.5/5

Harry Potter: And The Half-Blood Prince

2005-07-21T04:46:00.000-07:00

This Post Does Not Contain Any Spoilers
Characters: Harry Potter and his friends

This long awaited book lives up to all peoples expectations. Misery. Happiness. Death. This is basically what the book features, unlike its previous books. A character dies, I will not mention who, and Harry finds another short lived relationship with a chick. Voldemort is killing people at random and is forcing the ministry to start panicking. J.K Rowling really has expressed a lot more. I was actually very impressed at how much this talented author competently opened up the readers mind. Rowling should definiently receive a pat on for her brilliant work. You see a side of the wise headmaster, Dumbledore, of which you do not see in the previous books. The book particularly satisfies the suspense factor, most of the time in this book I was on edge.

Rating: 5/5 I recommend this book to all ages because it is such a fantastic read,
the book also displays great use of text, and expression.

Fantastic Four: Review

2005-07-15T07:38:00.000-07:00

Fantastic Four: Review
Cast: Some guy

Fantastic Four revlolves around A guy, named Richard Reed, going up into some mysterious nebula. The nebula alters some of their DNA and when they get back to earth they discover that they have powers. The worst actor was the guy that played the thing. He portrayed a lame actor with lots of cash and nothing to do with it. The best, and the hottest actor, was by far the chick that played the Invisible women. The movie ended good and left room for and extension or trilogy or what ever you freaks want to call it. It had this evil guy that turned into a metal kind of guy( he was kind of mental). The thing wanders off and gets into trouble by scaring the shit out of some guy that was about to commit suicide (maybe it was his shit acting skills that scared the crap out of the suicide guy). This movie turned out good. I recommend it to any movie people that like spiderman and all those shit hero movies.

Rating: 3.5/5 lacked sufficient plot. Good cast of actors. And yes the image is totally like the film.

2005-07-08T20:54:00.001-07:00

Mr&Mrs Smith
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

John (Brad Pitt) And Jane (Angelina Jolie) Smith appear to be, at the start of the movie, an average suburban couple. But what no one knows, inluding the couple themselves, is that they are both spys working for separate spy agencys. Each of the couple receive missions that collide with each other. The couple fight until the very end until they just drop their guns and start making out, total mood change.

Rating: 4/5 Good Movie

2005-07-08T18:22:00.000-07:00

Big Rigs
game

congratulations to whoever made this terrible piece of work. People should be getting payed for playing this game. It starts off Okay but then when you start racing you realize a few stuffups:
* You can just drive through the opponent
*There is no boundaries (literally)
*It is impossible to crash
*You cannot get air (I tried my best)
*THERE IS NO CHALLENGE

I would recommend this game for toddlers that do not know what a computer is.

Rating: 1/5 This game presented lack of, well, EVERYTHING

PLEASE BUY THIS GAME

2005-07-07T00:01:00.000-07:00

Blinkie Bill & John Howard >> Could it be John's long-lost brother?

Seperated At Birth!

2005-07-06T23:48:00.000-07:00

Kermit the Frog & Bert Newton >> Rumoured to be identical twins.

Untalented Singers

2005-07-06T23:36:00.001-07:00

Has anybody noticed the amount of untalented singers around lately? There are so bloody many that instead of the music world being full of people being able to sing, that it's become 'Who can sing the crappiest live, but look good on the cover of the CD?' It's pissing me off, whenever you turn on the radio you hear a crappy song.

Example of an untalented person:

Jesse McCartney: He can't sing his way out of a paper bag with a clearly marked exit live, yet he went to #1 here on the ARIA chart because-- pick your crappy reason-- A) He did a shirtless scene in 'Summerland' (which,btw, he is chubby and is unfit) B) Because he was on the cover of his single C) Because the song was crappy and written about fugly people having 'beautiful souls' (btw, wtf is a 'beautiful soul' anyway?!? honestly! someone's on crack).

And yes, Jesse fans can comment and tell me how I'm the one who's on crack, and chubby, etc., but the truth is...the song was not #1 matierial.

'Feel Good Inc.' Gorillaz

2005-07-06T23:36:00.000-07:00

'Feel Good Inc.' Gorillaz
Written by: Gorillaz.

This song is infectious and very catchy. I have yet to meet a person who doesn't like this song. Although it is nothing spectacular in it's lyrical content, the song displays great use of loops and repetition without getting annoying. The chorus is probably the most catchy part of the song, while the rest is moderately catchy too. This song is not charting as well as it should, probably because of excess downloading.

Rating: 4/5

Trinity Blood Review

2005-07-06T23:24:00.000-07:00

Trinity Blood
Anime

As you should be able to tell from the picture displayed Trinity Blood as an Anime that shows a lot of promise in future development. The series started off as Vampires invading earth starting a mass war between both Humans And Vampires. The Vatican is now the earths prime defense force having an organisation called Ax that takes care of all diplomatic relations. Abel Nightroad a priest that is part of Ax has a special ability. He is a Crusnik. A crusnik has the possibility to turn into a sort of "Vampire Blood Sucking Machine". So a Crusnik practically drinks the blood of Vampires. Trinity Blood has shown so much promise that Funimation has brought the license to TB making it harder for me to get my hands on my favorite Anime. Fortunently I have seen episodes one to eight. Now nine is out and I am ready to do anything to get it. If people reading this have any info on getting it please contact me.

Rating: 4.9/5 This will probably be my highest rating.

Dawn Of The Dead Review

2005-07-06T23:05:00.000-07:00

Dawn Of The Dead
Starring: Pieces Of Shit

In the first ten minutes I watched of this I knew that this movie was not what I had in mind. This movie, instead of a horror, portrayed a parody of humour. But even the humour was wasted and shit. This movie was simply an excuse to smother fugly people with fake blood. Classic example when the chinese person with one arm still manages to stick something in the doorway. WTF?????
This movie is a classic example of how you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, 'coz honestly, the cover was better than the movie. Even the explicit graphical content was abysmal, by the way the rating did not cover nudity or sex scenes. I couldn't stand the movie any longer so we decided to throw a brick through the tv.

Rating: 1/5 (though if I had my way it would be below 0)

Batman Begins Review

2005-07-06T22:47:00.000-07:00

"Batman Begins" 2005
Starring: Katie Holmes, Morgan Freeman, Christian Bale.

A morbid movie compared to the other Batman movies, but better than all of them put together. Christian Bale does an awesome job playing Bruce Wayne, Batman's alter-ego, while Katie Holmes did a reasonably good job playing the woman-in-not-so-much-distress. Her character was a bit confusing because it seemed like the type that would normally be the main love interest, but nothing really happened in that department. The movie delivers on action sequences, featuring many special effects and great suspense throughout. It doesn't get boring at all, and the time is well spent watching this movie.

Rating: 4/5

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2005-07-06T21:45:00.000-07:00

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